lolcock
A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).
Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.
lolcocked
When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".
"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"
"I will lolcock you"