lolliologist
Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job position in the world!
"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"
"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"
Hey, did you see that episode of "Unwrapped" where the chick presented herself as a lolliologist?