lollygargling
Instead of working you give head/receive head from a coworker.
Coworker 1: Maybe if you weren't lollygagging we wouldn't have to cover for you
Coworker 2: Well maybe if you two weren't lollygargling you would've started investigating.
Coworker 3: *wipes mouth*
Coworker 2: Well maybe if you two weren't lollygargling you would've started investigating.
Coworker 3: *wipes mouth*