dirty lomasi
When you take a shit and think its ripping your insides out just to find out it was the size of a baked bean.
"I nearly collapsed with how much heaving I was doing. Turns out it was a Dirty Lomasi."
dirty lomasi
When you are taking a shit and it feels like its ripping your insides out. It ends up being the size of a baked bean.
"I nearly collapsed with all the heaving I was doing. Turns out it was just a dirty Lomasi"
lomasi
the best and hottest and sexiest person you have ever met in your life. can also be someone who’s amazing at doing things, most of the time being makeup or just being cool. you can compare someone to lomasi but they’ll never be able to outdo the do-er. kind and welcoming, lomasi is someone who’s looks and aura makes your jaw drop to the floor, so when someone says get ready like you’re meeting lomasi you better wear your best clothes and tidy yourself up.
“that person is like lomasi.”
“i know right! they’re so hawt and sexc!”
“too bad lomasi is way hotter.”
“that’s so true.”
“i know right! they’re so hawt and sexc!”
“too bad lomasi is way hotter.”
“that’s so true.”