Long Beach NY

long beach ny is home to the most amazing surfers and skaters on all of the east coast baby. Its a beautiful beach town with many many stoners. The entire highschool is pretty wacky itself. It is home to the most amazing bagels in all of new york. It is pretty segregated with all the nice beach homes, and then smaller bay homes behind the mcdonalds, (by the bay). All the kids usually hang out at their old elementary schools or under the boardwalk right on the beach. It is also home to the most GORGEOUS people in NY!

long beach ny is home to the most amazing surfers and skaters on all of the east coast baby. Its a beautiful beach town with many many stoners. The entire highschool is pretty wacky itself. It is home to the most amazing bagels in all of new york. It is pretty segregated with all the nice beach homes, and then smaller bay homes behind the mcdonalds, (by the bay). All the kids usually hang out at their old elementary schools or under the boardwalk right on the beach. It is also home to the most GORGEOUS people in NY!

A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.