Longbod
Some one who is 'long' e.g. they take a long time in doing things, hold you up, and force you to make efforts you would rather not.
John - go down the shops to get me some fags.
Tim - LONGBOD!!!!
Tim - I'll be another 30mins matey.
John - LONGBOD!!!!
Tim - LONGBOD!!!!
Tim - I'll be another 30mins matey.
John - LONGBOD!!!!