longcat
A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.
longcat is LOOOOOOONG
Longcat
An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.
As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.
As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.
-Longcat is looooooong.
-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.
-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.
-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT
-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.
-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.
-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT
longcat
Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.
Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
Longcat is long!
Shortcat is short!
Dumbass is dumb!
Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!
Shortcat is short!
Dumbass is dumb!
Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!
longcat
A very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG feline cat that made its way through 4chan once.
Anon: Hey! Have you heard of the urban legend called longcat?
Anon #2: WHAT THE FUCK
Anon: Wha- HOLY SHIT IT'S LONGCAT!
Anon #2: WHAT THE FUCK
Anon: Wha- HOLY SHIT IT'S LONGCAT!
longcat
Holds no sway of the power of wide dog.
Longcat is LONG
Widedog is WIDE.
Widedog is WIDE.
longcat
a fur matted vagina that is as long as it is wide (gapingwise)
“I lost my can of soda after throwing it at that cooze's longcat”
Longcat vs Widedog
The eternal struggle.
Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.
Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.
Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.