astrophe
The feeling of being stuck on earth.
I look upon the stars with my feet firmly on the ground and I am sadly overcome with astrophe
Shit-astrophe
The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Cat-astrophe
A play on words with the word cat and the word catastrophe.
Person 1: "There are so many stray cats by my house!"
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ
Person 2: "That must be a Cat-astrophe!"
Person 1: ಠ_ಠ
cat- astrophe
the thought process after seeing an excess amount of felines
Dwight- I just walked into the barn and i about had a cat- astrophe.