Longmont

Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.

"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis

Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed

Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!

Longmont

A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country."

I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven.

Longmont

Longmont or Long-town is full of crazy shit. People that do drugs and have problems. But you can find you person that just keeps you going back to that shit hole of a town.

Kid: Mom when I was in Longmont this guy asked me for drugs.

Mom : Oh my you wont go back there ever again.

Kid: But mom I met the most amazing beautiful girl there.

Longmont High School

The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school.

What's not to love? Everything.

Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School.
Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch!
Friend #1: I know...

Longmont truck slut

Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .

i ain't no Longmont truck slut

I drive a ram

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释义	Longmont Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed. "Long" - self-explanitory "Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont Girl 2: How was it? Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!! Longmont A city on the front range in colorado that is more commonly known as "God's Country." I think when I die I would rather go to Longmont than to heaven. Longmont Longmont or Long-town is full of crazy shit. People that do drugs and have problems. But you can find you person that just keeps you going back to that shit hole of a town. Kid: Mom when I was in Longmont this guy asked me for drugs. Mom : Oh my you wont go back there ever again. Kid: But mom I met the most amazing beautiful girl there. Longmont High School The wonderful destination high school in Longmont, Colorado. How middle class can you get? Football team? Pretty good. Basketball? Really good. Juul gang? Of course (located across the street at Loomiller Park). Stoners? Also at the park. Drama program? Nonexistant. Emos? They are also at the park. Lunch? Not at the high school. What's not to love? Everything. Friend #1: I go to Longmont High School. Friend #2: You milk-toast-beach-wood-vanilla-ice cream-cone-no-sprinkle ass bitch! Friend #1: I know... Longmont truck slut Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life . i ain't no Longmont truck slut I drive a ram
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