Longport Gobbler
A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.
"Have you seen John lately?"
"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"
"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."
"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"
"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."