Long Shlong
a word for having/describing a big pp
John: That's one long shlong.
Jahrool: Thank you my homie.
Jahrool: Thank you my homie.
Long Shlong
A notably ginormous penis.
Look at that chick's long shlong!
Long shlong
A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”
Long shlong
This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
Long shlong
A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
Long shlong
A Man or a girl with an big dick
Woah man you have suck an Long shlong
Long shlong silvers
The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly