Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex