Lonnered

To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.

this a ship with lizzie who lovesss this boy named Conner

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

A ship in which a random girl named Lizzie is in deep love for a really cool mandude named Conner.

A man who is fully devoted to Melissa Meyers. No other woman ever has & never will give him mind blowing orgasms like she does, they are made for each other & he will love her until the end of time.

A sexy man that is so deeply loved by his woman. George is an amazing lover and the best friend to his soulmate who he met late in life but by whom he was admired by for over 25yrs before he himself realized Melissa Meyers has been & always will be THE ONE! George brings out the best in his lover, he makes the biggest crankiest morning person smile with his "fake ass boner"... Never has Melissa Meyers, ever been with someone like George Lonner, his touch, his kiss, his movements melt with hers, in love making he becomes one with her! He is made for her and vice versa!

1. A sexy man who is fully devoted to Melissa I. Meyers.

2. The other half of Melissa I. Meyers

3. A man who frequently gives lady boners to Melissa I. Meyers