Loogixx

There are many myths and legends about Loogixx (no mortal may utter his true name). When Loogixx was born the stars aligned and whispered his name.

Loogixx can predict the future by simulating the entire universe in his mind.

Spirits tell tales of how Loogixx and his ancestors singelhandedly defeated the Americans during the Vietnam War.

A venomous snake once bit Loogixx, after five days in pain the snake died.
When Loogixx got pulled over he let the police get away with just a warning.
Loogixx does not follow the laws of physics, instead the laws of physics follow his command.
Loogixx doesn't push the bar, he pulls the earth.

Loogixx has the loudest keyboard in the universe, every hit disrupts the motions of the cosmos.