Loop de poop
A sudden, surprising shift in the color, consistency or explosiveness of your shit.
MAN: Dude, why were your on the shitter for so long?
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.
DUDE: Well, it started off fine, a solid log from the breakfast burritto on Tuesday, but I got thrown for a LOOP DE POOP when I hit yesterday's Tika Masala. My ass started sputtering and spraying all over the place like a chicken with its head cut off. I JUST finished wiping down the seat.
MAN: Sorry I asked.