Loopty Poot
the act of ripping a monstrous fart during 69 only to have your girl give it right back at ya.
i thought i let my girl know how much she means to me by ripping a massive air dragon during 69 and she in turn showed me the loopty poot.
loopty Lew
A curly, illegible signature; akin to probable Treasury Secretary Jack Lew's signature, which is likely to appear on our paper currency soon.
I signed that form you gave me.
You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.
You did? Your signature looks more like a loopty Lew.
Loopty loop
When a man's penis enters his own butthole. This most often occurs by accident during an extreme sex act but has also been performed solo, hands free, by a very talented few.
Yo... I gave myself the loopty loop last night while pile driving your grandma.
Loopty loop
Loopy loop: when you and your bud/buds go on back roads drinking, so you won't get pulled over by the 5-0.
Me and Jay went on the Loopty loop and ended up 50 miles from the crib.
brazilian oopty loopty
When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate
DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?
C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty
DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!
C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty
DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!
loopty
Something only fucked up people will understand. It is an adjective that describes an indescribable feeling when extremely intoxicated.
Aidan: How you feeling bro? ....
Zach: I don’t know bro...... loopty
Zach: I don’t know bro...... loopty
loopty
a person crazy enough to believe in themselves (even when no one else will).
Kyle was loopty to believe that his dreams of becoming a famous writer would come true.