loose burger
the act of eating someone's ass while they accidentally pass loose stool in your mouth
Girl I was tossin his salad good last night until he slipped that loose burger right in my piehole!
Loose burger
When a girl wears a skirt so short that her clam hangs out the bottom.
Man, take a look at Brit's loose burger. I think that dress is hot!
loose burger cheeky fuck
(n), (v) The most tender of all sexual acts, consisting of the following elements:
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
(1) Female eats chili, cheddar cheese, diced white onion;
(2) Female defecates in underpants;
(3) Stool, with bumpy consistency is spread gently and evenly throughout length of Female asscrack, preferably by way of pastel colored rubber spatula, so as to resemble a loose-burger coney dog.
(4) Male makes passionate love to the "loose burger."
(5) Upon ejaculation, female cleans up.
"Man, that chick with black thong is making me hungry ... for some loose burger"
"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"
"What's that smell, did you shit?"
"Nope, just dropped a loose burger cheeky fuck on the ol' lady"
Chevre Which Way But Loose Burger
As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger served with chevre cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chevre Which Way But Loose Burger, it comes with chevre cheese!"