Loot Fettuce
It’s lettuce from “Kurger Bing”, a fast food chain that is better then “DcMonalds” and “Yarbs”. It also somehow sounds sexual, as everything on urban dictionary is extremely sexual no matter the word.
Number 15, Kurger Bing Loot Fettuce, the last thing you'd want in your Kurger Bing burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.