lopsided
When a girl's breast is larger than the other.
Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.
lopsided
lukes girlfriends face
lukes girlfriend
lopside
someone with a head always tilted at least 15 degrees
You that kid Ryan, his head is lopside!
Lopsided
Getting drunk as all fucks!
Tommy: What are you up to tonight?
Drew: getting lopsided with the boys!
Drew: getting lopsided with the boys!
lopsided slummy
when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack
i got a lopsided slummy
Lopsided Dinner
The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.
I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.
lopsided swastika
A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.
1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"