Lopsy
When a large pair of breasts are crooked. Usually very obvious, especially to some male parties. Makes you want to put your head on a slant. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. It's the will of God.
Guy #1: Wow, it just looks like Lopsy won 1st and 3rd in a wet T-shirt competition!!!
lopsy-gogged
crooked and out of wack
The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?