Lord Baldar

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

俚语	lord baldar
释义	Lord Baldar noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being. I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.
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