Lord Egg
The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.
"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"
Egg lord
Humpty Dumpty. beach.
Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord