loseroni
A combination between a loser and macaroni. Term invented by a loseroni himself, Steven Plaisance. One who is completely hopeless. Any male who finds himself alone on the weekends. One who finds enjoyment in lounging on the couch all day, eating ice cream and watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Loseroni's rarely have dates, friends, or an animal companion. A loseroni never fails to make situations completely awkward and rarely smiles for pictures.
Steven Plaisance, although dashing and chipper, will always be a loseroni.