Loserpa
A mythical animal that only exists in two regions of the world (USA and Russia). A combination of Los and Nerpa, this animal makes great sounds, is very cute, and eats a lot of blini.
Did you meet Irina? She is such a Loserpa.
Oh, really?
Nooooooooooo (Yes)
Oh, really?
Nooooooooooo (Yes)