lost in a wardrobe
Having such poor directional or navigational skills whether out walking or driving that you could literally get lost if you stepped in to an empty wardrobe
“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”