Lost Phone Syndrome

A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...

***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...

Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!

俚语	lost phone syndrome
释义	Lost Phone Syndrome A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen... It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone... Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked... ***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ... The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ... Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car? Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there.. Billy : Is his phone locked ? Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
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