Lot Shark
A Lot Shark is person with a combover that raises when the wind blows hence taking the shape or resemblence of a shark's fin
Hey Mitch That lot shark's combover stands like a shark fin when the wind blows.
lot shark
A ballsack of a person who will doggedly follow a shopper from the door of a store to their vehicle where they will wait with vulpine intensity to spastically claim the newly empty parking slot. These people will constantly prowl the lot looking for "THE MAGIC SPOT".
Todd: That lot shark was stalking me and almost hit me when I pulled out!
Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
Dan: What a BALLSACK! Stupid lot sharks!
parking lot shark
Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.
They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*
Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.