Loubing
A sexual act where a man's penis is inserted into a partner's ear.
Don't worry, I won't get an STI, since we were loubing.
Loubs
Christian Louboutin shoes, also commonly referred to as 'red bottoms'.
Girl (pointing at other girl): that bitch is wearing Loubs, I fucking hate her!!
Loub Job
Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Loub Job
Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Big Loube
Not to be confused with a large tube of lube. "Big Loube" is an individual who serves as the lubrication for a male and female to have coitus. Other examples include a cuckold.
James: I can't believe sam allowed George to flirt with his wife.
Kirk: Sam is a Big Loube. He gets off on seeing other men please his wife.
Kirk: Sam is a Big Loube. He gets off on seeing other men please his wife.