louisiana fireworks
when a man pretends he is going to cum inside a woman, usually during anal sex, but at the last minute pulls out and jizzes in her hair and shouts "LOUISIANA!!!"
guy:yesterday me and my gf were having butt sex and i surprised her with some louisiana fireworks. it scared the shit out of her and she couldnt go to work the next day cause of her hair.
friend:congrats!
friend:congrats!