Love ladders
when someone has so many rolls of fat on their sides, that love handles is an understatement. the multiple love handles resemble more of a love ladder.
She was so fat that i could have climbed up her love ladders.
Love Ladder
Similar to love handles. It's when one has so many love handles that it resembles more of a ladder going up their side.
Damn, Brian got so big it looks like he's got a ladder of love handles going up his side, looks more like a love ladder.