Loverlips
Sarcastic name you now use to describe your douchy friend who never hangs out with you anymore, since he now has a steady girlfriend.
Douche:
"Hey guys, do you want to hang out and watch the game tonight?" "Sarah is out with her parents."
Guys:
"Not tonight Loverlips, we have other plans!"
"Hey guys, do you want to hang out and watch the game tonight?" "Sarah is out with her parents."
Guys:
"Not tonight Loverlips, we have other plans!"