Lovesock
a sock used to masterbate with.
Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.
bacon lovesock
A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "