Lowey
A diminutive and fastidious man of tediously predictable nature who never leaves the house without checking his bus app first and who's life ambition is to hold his own baby in his arms.
What, so you color-coded all your monthly outgoings in an Excel spreadsheet with multiple macros, whilst watching a documentary on the histrory of British railways? Dude, you are such a Lowey
Lowey
An ok guy, who has a tendency to be rather a nob sometimes
Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"
Lowey
Lowey, dont mistake it for Chloe, is a sweet and caring girl who anyone would be lucky to spend time with. Her smile warms your heart and her laugh causes joy to all that hears it. She is a brave and courageous girl who does whatever it takes to see others happy. You want lowey as a friend, she would be there for you no matter what. She'll be there for anybody who needs it, and will take the time out of her day to help you out. She is definitely one for the books and if you meet a Lowey, make sure to get to know her because she will change your life.
Lowey is definitely the life of this party, I am glad I invited her!
Lowey
noun.
A guy who is better friends with your girlfriend than you are. Constantly cockblocking and belittling you; he is the bane to your existence.
A guy who is better friends with your girlfriend than you are. Constantly cockblocking and belittling you; he is the bane to your existence.
Swear to g-d, bro, if you keep being a Lowey, i'll cut off your cockblocking, girly balls.
Lowey
Slang term used for an erection. A happy boner.
"James got a lowey watching Brokeback Mountain"
"Jessica Alba gives me a lowey"
"Jessica Alba gives me a lowey"
lowey
A criminal mastermind who likes to plot and plan illegal ideas. Run from this boy
'He's a tres sexy Lowey'
'*gasp* a LOWEY? Are you mad? He'll rob your country of vodka x|
'*gasp* a LOWEY? Are you mad? He'll rob your country of vodka x|
lowey
Lowey is what we call James. Mainly because it is his name. Oftentimes, we don't like to use the word 'James' as it is offensive. No, I joke. There are just too many James's to keep track off.
"James bake me a pie! No, not you James, Lowey! Bake me a pie!"