LPJ
Lake Powell Jesus, a mythical person that roams lake Powell and rescues boaters in life threatening situations
Boater in distress: mayday mayday my boat is sinking in the narrows and I have women and children on board
Police: it is too dark out for us, better call LPJ
LPJ: I’m on my way, god damn it
Police: it is too dark out for us, better call LPJ
LPJ: I’m on my way, god damn it