LPQ

Low Priority Queue in league of legends.

A nonexistent acronym used to disorient someone or a group of people in a heated online debate or disagreement. Usually it is used by the members of the argument that will find amusement in their opponents feelings of ignorance and obliviousness to the popular internet slang language.

Best put, an LPQ can be described as a psychotic dinosaur obsessed woman. These women sometimes become so delusional that they believe they were dinosaurs in their previous lives and have been reincarnated as humans. In some cases, they go so far as to refuse all food except for ferns, grass, and prehistoric trees. Sometimes an LPQ can be aggressive, especially when protecting her man or her cubs. LPQ's have been known to randomly say things that have nothing to do with current conversation. An LPQ can be nice but if you cross one... you are dead.

Many scholars have guessed at what the letters L, P and Q stand for. Some notable guesses from history are:

Labia Patting Queer -- Abraham Lincoln, 1857
Light Particle Quantum -- Albert Einstein, 1909
Long Poop Quelf -- Rosa Parks, 1955
Lusting Pony Quadriplegic -- Neil Armstrong, 1969
Lost Puppy Quencher -- Jane Goodall, 1982
Lynnea Patricia Quick -- Danielle Berndt, 2001
Lingering Picnic Queen -- Justin Bieber, 2010