Templeton

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.

"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."

"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."

"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"

Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"

Templeton

the state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described.

She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton.

Templeton

one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)

"dude im stuck in templeton bro"

"dude sucks for you im goin to party"

"im gonna go kill myself"

Templeton

A small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs.

1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week"
2. "Oh shit bro. You're fucked."
1. "Yeah I'd rather die."

Templeton

(Adv). Receiving oral sex from a partner that does not practice good hygiene or the skill set to maintain bodily hair growth, often resembling the appearance of Alpaca.

While she was blowing me I saw the backside happy trail running into her crusty ass crack. I need to do a better job screening out the templetons, sure makes you go limp.

Dylan Templeton

Dylan is pretty cool. He has a good head of hair and a nice face, he's really chill and funny. He can be a huge bum though. Dylan has the most beautiful eyes ever and wavy, mid length hair that looks really good tied back. He can be a bit of a nerd but shhh don't tell him that.

"Bruh is Dylan Templeton still raving about how you should play Elden Ring?"
"yes he's like a kid showing their parents their favorite toy goddam"

Rory Templeton

The type of person, that you can easily love.

An Amazing/Funny/Gorgeous Guy :)

You like someone.

Woah, he's such a Rory Templeton!

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释义	Templeton A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ. Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . . Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment. "There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ." "I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ." "Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too" Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ." Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?" Templeton the state one reaches when they mentally snap, the point of no return, adjective form of this word originated when St. Louis Cardinal shortstop and two-time NL All-Star Garry Templeton flipped off the crowd in his classic meltdown on 26Aug81. Templeton was subsequently traded to the San Diego Padres for Ozzie Smith. Templeton made the NL All-Star roster again in 1985. It is one of the few adjectives that is capitalized. Sometimes it is written in all caps ie., "TEMPLETON," depending on the severity of the meltdown being described. She set him on fire in his sleep. The bitch has clearly gone Templeton. Templeton one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above) "dude im stuck in templeton bro" "dude sucks for you im goin to party" "im gonna go kill myself" Templeton A small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs. 1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week" 2. "Oh shit bro. You're fucked." 1. "Yeah I'd rather die." Templeton (Adv). Receiving oral sex from a partner that does not practice good hygiene or the skill set to maintain bodily hair growth, often resembling the appearance of Alpaca. While she was blowing me I saw the backside happy trail running into her crusty ass crack. I need to do a better job screening out the templetons, sure makes you go limp. Dylan Templeton Dylan is pretty cool. He has a good head of hair and a nice face, he's really chill and funny. He can be a huge bum though. Dylan has the most beautiful eyes ever and wavy, mid length hair that looks really good tied back. He can be a bit of a nerd but shhh don't tell him that. "Bruh is Dylan Templeton still raving about how you should play Elden Ring?" "yes he's like a kid showing their parents their favorite toy goddam" Rory Templeton The type of person, that you can easily love. An Amazing/Funny/Gorgeous Guy :) You like someone. Woah, he's such a Rory Templeton!
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