ate poop
when something tragic happens such as somebody falling off their skateboard, breaking a few bones along with that maybe some teeth and an eyebrow torn off, you could say they ate poop.
Geezza 1: He fell of the skateboard *laughing*
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...