lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

俚语	lube job while you wait
释义	lube job while you wait The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada. Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed." Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."
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