Lucas Zernicke
A man among men a person with such high masculinity they can grow a beard overnight.
This type of man uses sand paper as TP and eats nine inch nails as breakfast cereal.
This type of man uses sand paper as TP and eats nine inch nails as breakfast cereal.
Adjective: Wow, that man just arm wrestled a grizzly bear while drinking pepper spray. They are such a Lucas Zernicke.