Lucky the Lag Turtle
The cause of copious amounts of lag and anger while playing video games
"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."
or
"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"
or
"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"