ludge
When you spray the floor with WD40 and slide across the floor naked, aiming to insert your penis through your lovers open legs and into her vagina.
Im gonna ludge you so hard you wont want ludge from noone else!
Ludge
another word for love
i ludge you!
Ludge
another word for stupid, unintelligent, idiot.
"your such a ludge"
ludge
Another word for "love". If people get bored just saying love, they can always which over to word ludge. Its much enjoyable to everyone and some people give you weird looks for saying it, because they just don't understand you at first. After awhile your friends will catch on :D
Joey: I LUDGE YOU AMANDA!
Amanda: what the heck are you talking about? *gives a weird look*
Joey: I mean i love you. .
*awkwardness*
Amanda: Oh. . I LUDGE YOU TOO!
Amanda: what the heck are you talking about? *gives a weird look*
Joey: I mean i love you. .
*awkwardness*
Amanda: Oh. . I LUDGE YOU TOO!
Ludge
A person who looks like a rat and has a squeaky voice
Oi ludge get over here you rat
Fat fucking ludge
A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.
Ludging
Verb
To wrap one's penis in a sausage casing and boil in water, before performing intercourse.
To wrap one's penis in a sausage casing and boil in water, before performing intercourse.
"Dude, I was ludging with Cassidy the other day, it was hot."