Ludlow

A small town in Massachusetts that makes a living from selling drugs. Where cops drive around in Dodge Chargers and drug dealers drive around in expensive cars. The only thing people care about is drugs, money, sex and soccer.

A 10-square-mile retirement home on the Welsh border, UK. It is a fine place to go if you want to meet old people or chavs since there really isn't much else there.

Many Ludlovians also enjoy the pleasures of shagging sheep, an activity local to the bordering country of Wales.

In the heart of Ludlow is Sandpits, home of many a 13-year-old prostitute and their male counterparts who enjoy nothing more than swaggering around with an unlit cigarette hanging out of their mouth pretending to be "hard".

A small town in Massachusetts where pot heads roam the streets and all people care about is soccer and Portugal.

A geezer that's too scared to touch a woman and that one that makes his mates think he might be gay as we think he likes cock.

Ludlow is a small town in Vermont located next to Okemo. The town has a small population of mostly local Vermonters. Located in the center of town is the Black River, which is where the local derives its name. The whole town contains only one traffic light, known appropriatly as "the light". Ludlow is also the home of the Depo Street Mafia (DSM), which is a local gang of ruffians.

verb. to Ludlow
'Ludlow' is the art of performing sexual acts in open public spaces, particularly by water.

A Physics teacher who pulls out the most unfunny jokes known to man.