lukey pokey
The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.
Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey
Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up
Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up