Lumberport
A small, redneck town where everyone knows you, your dog, and your dog's girlfriend.
A town where, if someone needs you, they just go hollerin' into your bedroom window.
A town where the boobs hang low and the IQ's even lower.
A town with only 3 attractions: the 7-11, the dairy mart, and the park with only one swing and nothing else.
A town where, if someone needs you, they just go hollerin' into your bedroom window.
A town where the boobs hang low and the IQ's even lower.
A town with only 3 attractions: the 7-11, the dairy mart, and the park with only one swing and nothing else.
Y'all reckon goin' on down the way to Lumberport for them Slurpees? I just might have a hankerin' for a nice ol' Slurpee