turkish lumberyard
The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.
The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard
African American in the Lumberyard
Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."
Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".
With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.
With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.
SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD
to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.
Lumberyard
Where a bunch of gay guys get together and cum on eachothers dicks
Pete and his buddies did a lumberyard while on break.