Lumpkin County

Better that White County. Located in North Georgia. The only thing to do is to gold mine and go to the local Walmart at 5 in the morning. Although it is a college town, there is nothing to do except get wasted with your friends. Everyone is a "bumpkin" and runs around in camoflaudge.

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.