lumpuckeroo
a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.
Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!
lumpuckeroo
Apparently a noxious side effect of eating dandelion greens.
Edible dandelion greens? My lawn alone could feed a family of 4 for a wk! Although... not sure they wouldn't have a case of Lumpuckeroo after all that.
lumpuckeroo
an unidentified disease you get from kissing.
You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.
lumpuckeroo
A term used a few decades ago by an imaginative and creative brother to describe a suspicious skin rash.
Upon observing his brother's rash, he told him that he had lumpuckeroo.
Galloping Lumpuckeroo
Diarrhea in the extreme. A nearly liquified stool with a greenish and/or apricot hue.
After hitting the Alberto's drive thru last night, I've had a bad case of the galloping lumpuckeroo all morning.