Lunarhole
LunarHole - The deep dark anal cavity of a Harry Potter look-a-like. But this is no ordinary Harry Potter look-a-like. He routinely gets his Lunar Hole plowed by Dumbdorf look-a-likes while screaming "alakazam!"
So Ratatouille came into work today and was bragging about having his Lunarhole stretched out by a 400 lb black man.