Lunar Landing
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
Lunar Landing
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
Lunar Landing
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
Lunar Landing
The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!
Lunar landing
A sexual action that involves a man trust falling onto the back side of a women. As the man is landing he needs to calculate for his penis to enter the anal cavity perfectly. Miscalculation lead to a broken dick. *Not a game for the family to play*
“Bro, I finally pulled off a lunar landing on my girlfriend last night. It only took four painful attempts before I stabbed the moon.”
lunar landing
Euphemism for anal sex
"The hot girl with the nice ass mooned me. So I asked if I could go in for a lunar landing."
Lunar landing
While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.
Woke up with lunar landings all over me.