lupton

A god amongst men. Revered highly as leaders and life changers. They do what they can to help anyone and everyone as much as possibe without anything in return. A loving person and is known for its large sized genitals and sexual prowess

A town in Weld County so small you have to date your sisters best friend, who will leave you for your best friend. This is common practice in small shit hole towns. It is widely acceptable and usually works out for the best. When this happens it is called being Luptoned.

Where someone eats all the food on an entire planet

A absolute freak of nature. Someone who has shit curls on his head

A fucking bitch

An eye sore town located in Southern Weld County, Colorado. Fort Lupton is a rural community populated largely by migrant field Mexicans and Samalian gang bangers. The town is bare and less than attractive to drive through; much less, live in.

But on a better note, the town does have several good factors going for it. The free medical clinic, mental health facility, abundance of liquor stores, and AA meetings to cancel out said liquor stores are second only to neighboring town, Hudson.

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